Holy shit, we're on punknews.org!!!! WEIIIIIIIRDDDD. I wish they hadn't used that two year old picture, lolz. I'm bracing myself for more douchey comments.

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SHOW IS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!



SO PUMPED

HEY!!!! PRE ORDERS FOR THE 7" ARE UP!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!

CLICK HERE!!!!!

There are 300 total, in these colors:
pink /32
gray /27
lavender /91
rose /148

First 5 to order get a copy of the test press along with it! TIGHT!

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

DUDE! HOLY SHIT. I was hoping but for some reason I was really really skeptical that he would actually win. HOLY SHIT. I can't believe we actually found out the night of! I'm not used to that shit! WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'M FUCKING STOKED! ALSO TIPSY! Went to the Cellar with Maggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and Harvey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP




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Including:
+ Maggie being in town
+ Show in Richmond on Saturday
+ Therefore getting to chill with Shanpagne!
+ ( Our updated FEST show lineup, holy shit fuck damn! )
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+ Going on tour with imadethismistake as drummer or merch lady in February because I won't have shit to do after graduating
+ Warm fall weather! The pumpkin patch was tight.
+ Hanging with Annelise has been sweet, she is pretty awesome.
+ I'm fucking obsessed with the first mix of the LSR songs, especially the one I'm listening to now!

A few things suck like homework et al, but generally I have a lot to be excited about so I'm trying to be POSI AS FUCK.

Josh put up three songs from local zone on our myspace!!!

TIGHT!!!!!

OH HAY!!!!!!

thefestfl.com/fest7/bands/T/the-two-funerals/


NO BIG DEAL!

PS, you can hear a song from the 7" streaming on that page!!!!! It's not on the myspace either!!!

DUDE WE'RE ON THE FEST!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!! THE FUCKING FEST. We have a tight idea for Halloween costumes, too. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHRIS ASKED IF TTF WOULD DO A SPLIT 7" WITH JAMMY DODGERS!!!!!!!


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Check this out! Steve was filming while we were on tour and this is the outcome. Humorous antics and live footage!!!

HOLY CRAP I AM EXHAUSTED, work was non-stop today!!!!

I am stoked about this shit! Online musical from JOSS WHEDON!!!

DUUUUDE, we put up a song from the 7" on the myspace!!!!!
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT HERE!!!!
I'm psyched on it, obviously. This is the song Kylewilliam gave us the riff for and asked us to write a song around it. Let me know what you think!!

I've been fucking drowsy all day!!!

HOLY FUUUUUUCKING SHIT. Defiance, Ohio got added to our Crucial Fun Fest show!!!!! COULD NOT BE MORE PUMPED!
Between that and the show in D.C. with The Ergs! and Lemuria this summer is going to be super fucking intense!!!!!

OH HAY

COME TO THE NUTHOUSE TONIGHT.

IT'S GOING TO RULE.

READING RAINBOW HAS SWEET TAPES FOR CHEAP. THEY RULE!

OK so I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to see the Kids in the Hall tour. They're coming to D.C.! May 3rd! It's $45 and that's without Ticketmaster fees. BUT OMG IT WOULD RULE. They're all old and shit. But dude, it's KITH!





Speaking of humorous shit, I have disc one of Stella in from Netflix and shit is FUCKING AMAZING. WAIN/SHOWALTER/BLACK!!!! I also downloaded Michael Ian Black's stand up album and that shit rules too.

Holy fuck I can't wait for this show!! It's going to be the best weekend ever. Mad props to Sarah for this flier!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO PUMPED. I'm posting it everywhere instead of practicing the presentation I have to give in an hour, lol.

I'm taking back the night tonight for Tyler.

I WANT THIS FOR A TATTOO!!!!!!