Holy shit, we're on punknews.org!!!! WEIIIIIIIRDDDD. I wish they hadn't used that two year old picture, lolz. I'm bracing myself for more douchey comments.

HEY!!!! PRE ORDERS FOR THE 7" ARE UP!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!

CLICK HERE!!!!!

There are 300 total, in these colors:
pink /32
gray /27
lavender /91
rose /148

First 5 to order get a copy of the test press along with it! TIGHT!

HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP




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Including:
+ Maggie being in town
+ Show in Richmond on Saturday
+ Therefore getting to chill with Shanpagne!
+ ( Our updated FEST show lineup, holy shit fuck damn! )
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+ Going on tour with imadethismistake as drummer or merch lady in February because I won't have shit to do after graduating
+ Warm fall weather! The pumpkin patch was tight.
+ Hanging with Annelise has been sweet, she is pretty awesome.
+ I'm fucking obsessed with the first mix of the LSR songs, especially the one I'm listening to now!

A few things suck like homework et al, but generally I have a lot to be excited about so I'm trying to be POSI AS FUCK.

OH HAY!!!!!!

thefestfl.com/fest7/bands/T/the-two-funerals/


NO BIG DEAL!

PS, you can hear a song from the 7" streaming on that page!!!!! It's not on the myspace either!!!

DUDE WE'RE ON THE FEST!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!! THE FUCKING FEST. We have a tight idea for Halloween costumes, too. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CHRIS ASKED IF TTF WOULD DO A SPLIT 7" WITH JAMMY DODGERS!!!!!!!


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Check this out! Steve was filming while we were on tour and this is the outcome. Humorous antics and live footage!!!

DUUUUDE, we put up a song from the 7" on the myspace!!!!!
CHECK THAT SHIT OUT HERE!!!!
I'm psyched on it, obviously. This is the song Kylewilliam gave us the riff for and asked us to write a song around it. Let me know what you think!!

I've been fucking drowsy all day!!!

HOLY FUUUUUUCKING SHIT. Defiance, Ohio got added to our Crucial Fun Fest show!!!!! COULD NOT BE MORE PUMPED!
Between that and the show in D.C. with The Ergs! and Lemuria this summer is going to be super fucking intense!!!!!

HOLY FUCK, Shan left a message on my facebook wall saying the lead singer of Bratmobile heard our album and thought it was awesome! I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHAN HEARD THAT BUT HOLY SHIT.

The Two Funerals on the Timescast
LOL!
Good if you don't live in VA and have never seen us live!